Paris Hilton is attacked

As a powerful Hollywood insider, I of course get all the press releases, including ones from groups like PETA. For some reason. And normally I would mumble god dam hippies and delete it, but this one was about them attacking Paris Hilton and pelting her with flour after a Julien Macdonald fashion show in London. Macdonald is famous for his use of fur, PETA is famous for assaulting people they disagree with. And now I have no idea what to write. Choosing sides between PETA and Paris Hilton is like choosing what color mousetrap I wanna put my penis in.

and yeah, the mousetrap joke is like a year old, I wrote it on the old site. don’t freak me out on me, baby.