Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is on the cover of the new GQ behind the headline “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” That’s right. Virgin. She says:
“Sex is for after marriage. (Men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”
Why does this feel like some fable where your deal with the devil makes all your wishes come true, but always with some cruel and ironic twist. Like when I wished to be the richest man in the world. And the devil made me rich in “happiness”. Don’t be such a smart-ass, devil. You knew what I meant.
Umm, so why does she look pregnant here?
Source = New York Post
So, I keep saying I'm gonna poast drunk on here one night, so woopidiedoo, here goes. (I wonder where DB's drunken ass is)?
and since the planet seemes to have forgetten about adriana, this seemed like the appropriate thread to do this in. dammit.
happy hour was a happy hour(s) indeed.
I didn't know virgins still existed.
I mean, virgins over the age of 12………
"i know how it feels,
you starve without missing a meal.
Look in the mirror; DON"T look at me I'm ugly in the morning…"
Sum Dum…i know your avatar is supposed to look like a penis, but it reminds me of Mush Mouth from Fat Albert
Trying to remember……
Where-ba do-ba you-ba think-ba I-ba stole-ba it-ba from-ba??
Did I get that right?
fuck if I know…i never knew what that kid was saying
Couldn't remember if he was the one with the speech impediment.
Maybe I will change my avatar…….I think you will like it.
"it's time to face what you most fear
brace yourself my deeeear…
it's a holiday in cambodia…"
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<now that is more like it!!
yeah, that's much better.
Oops! I posted on the Vick thread, and it's a visual thing, so I gotta change it back…..
why o why is no one on. (oh..it IS friday…and not everyone is a loser like I am. That makes me frown..)
Maybe its me, or should my birthday present of a surprise rape anger this chick?
It's just a thought people
"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said that by rights
you should be bludgeoned in your bed." (yes, I am quoting the songs my iPOd is playing).
Okay, If I finger fuck her, does that count as sex? or if Im like hey my dick just happens to be in you sweet cunt, is that sex? we need to clarify what sex means to this chick because sex may be a simple handshake between two consenting adults to her. And if thats the case, I'm a full fledged homo.
Ergo my handshaking tendencies with guys. Enough gin you say? okay im done for now. Goodnight loveland!
happy birthday. have a beer. what, you can't rech it? oh well, i guess i shall have it
iPod, huh? I'll have to get me one of those thingys. Then I can catch up on all those bands/groups/musicians y'all listen to. To busy working and drinking to be hip and all.