03.10.2006 Cross your fingers





Paris Hilton was banned from the Vanity Fair Academy Awards party last Sunday after the mag trimmed the guest list to A-Listers only, so instead she went to Elton Johns Oscar party, always considered to be one of the nights best. The party is actually a fund raiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation, with tickets costing 2500 dollars each. But, hey, guess who didn

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  1. Observer 09/28/2007 14:08

    A bit skanky - hand me the hanky.

    First!!!!

    I would never FIST this one.

  2. Fries with that? 09/28/2007 14:19

    It's good to see her keeping her word about helping others. I see some jail time did a lot of good for her.

  3. Son of Bill Brasky 09/28/2007 15:36

    In her defense, this IS from last year.

    Also, in her defense, she's a diseased cum dumpsters with a vagina that is more hollowed out than the Twinkies boxes at Britney's house and crotchrot that smells kind of like a deer on the side of the road in Jersey, sweltering the in the summer heat and being picked apart by vultures and old homeless dudes.

  4. musicjailbird 09/28/2007 16:33

    paris hilton should be made into dog food… and then I would laugh

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