Daniel Craig has often been criticized as too fey to play James Bond. Since filming began on the remake of ‘Casino Royale’, stories have surfaced saying he couldn’t drive the famous Aston Martin because he didn’t know how to drive a stick and he had two teeth knocked out in the films very first stunt sequence. Now comes tale that Craig has been bested by the most ruthless villain of all – the sun. James Bond has a sunburn. And its killing him.
“It’s driving him mad. He constantly wants to scratch. It’s worst when he does a costume change. He is in agony. Daniel has been moaning to his assistants that he’s got (a sunburn). He is extremely wary of being outside now.”
This is pretty much a microcosm of most actors. They look hunky and tough after 20 hours of choreographed fight footage cut down to 30 seconds, but they’re mostly completely useless. Daniel Craig is James Bond like a dalmatian is a fireman.