Kate Bosworth > Jennifer Aniston

March 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is so fug its creepy. Her face is pulled so tight with surgery and botox she looks like a damn burn victim, and shes barely in her 30s. What the hell was she doing presenting at the Academy Awards, anyway. If I were in charge I would have replaced her at the last minute with Angelina Jolie, just to see if she would cry. The dirty secret about Hollywood is that you went to high school with 50 girls who are all better looking in real life than some of these “famous beauties”. But trust me, you didn’t go to high school with anyone that looks like Kate Bosworth. She’s pretty like an angel. An angel with a kick ass rack and slutty taste in dresses.

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