Kelly Aldridge is a porn star?

Based on the ashamed looks I get some mornings, my penis has gotten pretty lucky over the years, but it probably will never be lucky enough to witness Kelly Aldridge doing hardcore porn. In what has to be some kind of clerical error, Kelly, who stars on ‘8th and Ocean’ with her twin sister Sabrina, is listed on IMDb with two credits. One is on the MTV reality show about models, the other is ‘Tight Teenage Escorts 2’. That’s right. ‘Tight Teenage Escorts’. ‘2’.


You can see the EXTREMELY SEXUALLY GRAPHIC box covers from what I usually just call “the TTE series” here and here. She kinda looks like she could maybe be the one of those girls, but probably not. It’s hard to say for sure. And trust me, I really looked. I really really really looked. Seriously. In fact, wait, why is it light outside? What day is it? Jesus Christ, where am I!?!

posted by Brendon, 7:53 AM, Source = IMDb and MTV. And thanks to Robert and his tons of spare time for the tip.


update – So, umm, as we all probably assumed, no, no she’s not a porn star. Unless you count those 72 tapes she and I made on our trip to Hawaii. I wouldn’t. It’s not pornographic if you’re in love. But thanks to my tireless efforts, and by “my tireless efforts” I mean “opening Shaun’s email after he did all the work”, if you’re over 18 and not at work, you can see a few very graphic screen caps of “Kelly” in TTE2: The Reckoning.