Oscar notes from all over

‘Crash’ producer Cathy Schulman is not a bisexual polygamist. Many were confused/turned on when she thanked “my husband and my wife” when accepting the award for Outstanding Picture, but backstage, Schulman admitted to a case of nerves and that she simply misspoke. She meant to thank her daughter.


E! Online says the nastiest of the catfights last night was after the show, when the team behind ‘Brokeback Mountain’, including Best Director Ang Lee, were sulking after losing Best Picture. A close friend was even heard telling a very, very upset Lee, “You’ve just won a fucking Oscar–get over it.”


The New York Post says that Jake Gyllenhaal was “getting cozy” with Keira Knightly in L.A. in the days leading up to the ceremony. “They were at Soho House two nights in a row together and definitely looked like a couple,” says the Post, but you can go ahead and dismiss this one. Keira has been dating her ‘Pride and Prejudice’ co-star for about three months now, and if Jake Gyllenhaal were any gayer, he would have shown up last night with his hair in pigtails and licking a giant lollipop.


Alexis Bledel wins the previously uninvented “Best Rack I’ve Never Noticed Before” award.


George Clooney could have whoever he wants, how can people really think he’s banging that fug monster Teri Hatcher. I’m scared he may wanna sex me one day. I’m all man, but I’m not sure anyone can tell that guy no. And, you know, lets be honest, I’ve done worse.

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