Paula Abdul is goofy

Even Paula Abdul admits shes been acting weird on ‘American Idol’ this year. Seemingly every show has a moment with some indecipherable rambling or bizarre facial expression, but according to Paula, it’s all Simon Cowells fault.

“He’s worse than ever. If they say, ‘Paula is going crazy,’ the reason is Simon is whispering things in my ear, like, ‘What’s the price of beans?’ Things that make no sense at all. Simon gave me advice and said on ‘The X Factor’ he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon finds the cornflake always finds the melon and one of you didn’t pick the right fortune.”

But Paula isn’t miffed with just Simon. A source says she’s also upset with favorite Kellie Pickler.

“Paula is a little irked that Kellie is acting as if she doesn’t need her. Kellie has got Simon’s vote, so Paula feels Kellie is working Simon and not bothering with her.”

Maybe Kellie isn’t so dumb. You could replace Paula Abdul with a seal and no one would notice for at least a month. Not because the seal would clap and bark any less than Paula, but eventually people would start to wonder how she learned to balance a ball on her nose like that.


posted by Brendon, 6:01 AM, Source = MSNBC