Who is this sexy minx?

How arrogant and in love with yourself to you have to be to go out in a dress with a plunging neck line when your implants look like this. Does Vivica A. Fox, seen here at the Soul Train Music Awards Monday night, have a mirror. Or a friend. Did her plastic surgeon have hooks for hands? I wouldn't wear a thong if I had elephantitis, how about you do me the same courtesy. For once in your life, stop being such a pain in the ass. Your hair looks like a wig you would put on a scarecrow, and your implants look like their made from bags of ice. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's convenient for the semen to pool up in one spot when you lay on your side after auditioning for a role, but how about you get that taken care of before you wear a dress like this again.

Thanks to Gabby for winning a spot on the page, and in my heart.