Carolyn Murphy sex tape clip

As a famous Hollywood sex symbol, I obviously date a lot of actresses and supermodels, but stuff like this clip from the Carolyn Murphy sex tape reminds me why it’s often more trouble than it’s worth. Chicks that are a little too good looking can be a headache because no guy has ever told them to shut the hell up and stop acting like a spaz before. So next time you’re at a party in the Hills, and Colin Farrell is doing lines off coke off the ass of some model he’s punched out, just realize that there are two sides to every story.


You can read the back story on the tape here and here. You can see the VERY GRAPHIC AND VERY NSFW clip from the sex tape here. Gee, I wonder which one you clicked first.


UNSEXY UPDATE – Well, this is news to me, but apparently you’re not allowed to post private video on the internet of people fucking on their honeymoon, at least according to Carolyn Murphy