Mischa Barton is hopeless

No one has been a more consistent fashion mess over the past few years than Mishca Barton, and a good sign that you have no idea how to get dressed is when you’re 99 percent naked and still have your clothing stand out. I haven’t bought as many bikinis as you might think, but I can’t imagine it’s very hard. Just get solid black or red. Maybe the American flag thing. But not … this. Bikinis are supposed to be sexy, but having something that looks like scissors directly in front of your vagina kind of sends mixed messages. And those strings on the side do nothing but accentuate her hips, maybe not the greatest idea in the world if you’re Mishca Barton. On the up side, she does her crunches and will apparently hang out with just about anyone. Even Sideshow Bob.
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