Stuff from all over

Cameron Diaz wants a nose job just like Ashlee Simpson because Cameron got hit in the face with a surfboard. For the record, I only meant to scare her. – D Listed –


A lot of people claim to be the 4th most popular prostitute in all of Kazakhstan, but Borats sister has the trophy to prove it. Suck on that, naysayers! – College Humor –


Maybe the congressman who is the biggest champion of the Ten Commandments in public buildings can’t name all 10 of the commandments, but he can kind of partly name almost three. And three is a lot. – Gorilla Mask –


And for anyone who thought there was some slight chance that tubby fuck up Brandon Davis was even remotely sorry and meant the apology he gave after his vile “firecrotch” tirade, here he is yesterday.