Sources say that Christina Aguilera is settling into married life and starting to shy away from the aggressively sexual image she once had. Pictures of her earlier this week in a see thru top showed she no longer had her nipple piercings, reportedly the last of 12 piercings she has had removed. She’s even spoken for the first time about her long range plans to start a family with husband Jordan Bratman.
“I’m going to do one more album and then consider settling down and having kids.”
I’d actually like to thank Jordan Bratman here for not rubbing it in. He looks like a cartoon turtle, yet somehow landed Christina Aguilera. And now he’s having her tone it down. That’s a lot more mature than I would be. If I were married to Christina, we could be at my parents funeral and I would still parade her around in daisy dukes and a cop hat.
When I reflect upon these pictures, it strikes me that I'd like to fuck her….
six ways to Sunday. But maybe not.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!1
that scar in her armpit from her melon enhancement slice-n-dice is sexy as hell. I want to lick it.
Hi Moe! Fancy meeting you here….
Well hello Sum. How is your evening treating you?
Well, it was ok until just now. Now I'm bummed cause I missed you!
Oh, well…..I'm always checking the britney thread so……
TAG! Your "it" !!! heeee heheee!!!!! <runs away all girlie-like>