George Michael is not getting married

George Michael and his boyfriend Kenny Goss have called off their wedding after Michael was caught having sex with a 58 year old stranger in a London park. The two had been planning a lavish ceremony on their upcoming 10th anniversary. A source says:

“They are reassessing their relationship at the moment so there are no immediate plans. Things are very much up in the air … They do not feel (the ceremony) is relevant now.”

So, let me get this straight – jacking off a geriatric stranger in the bushes won’t help my relationship? So the dude at the truck stop lied to me? Oh, well, god, now I just feel silly.


Source = This is London