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ASHLEE SIMPSON IS NOW ALMOST CUTE
August 23, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The bible says that God only makes people unattractive because they're bad people. If someone isn't cute, it means they steal and are deceptive. I wouldn’t know for sure of course because I'm so handsome, but my question is what does it mean when someone used to be ugly but is now kinda cute. Like Ashlee Simpson. Science tells us that people normally only change this dramatically after being attacked by a werewolf. So, is Ashlee Simpson a werewolf? Yes. I think it's pretty clear that she is.
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