EDDIE MURPHY AND MEL B ARE SERIOUS

Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown (Spice Girl Mel-B, a.k.a Scary Spice) have been inseparable since meeting two months ago – they even have tattoos of each others name – and they are now planning a trip to Disneyland so their kids can spend some time together and test the family dynamic.  Murphy has five children, Brown has one.  The trip was planned for this week but was pushed back because of the recent terror alerts.  A source says:

"Marriage has been mentioned. Uniting their families will take the relationship to another level."

One awesome way to deflect the rumors that you're into trannies is to date someone or something that look like a girl.  Or at least feminine.  It would seem Eddie Murphy has decided against that.  If this chick has a vagina, there's scarring around it.