KFED AND HIS FRESH MOVES AT ‘TEEN CHOICE’

This hasn't even aired yet on the west coast, but I was so excited I had to see if it was on youtube.  And buckle the fuck up, because, yes, it is.  It was actually pretty wily for Kevin to chose the Teen Choice Awards to debut his song, because, make no mistake about it, this audience is just little kids.  They call it "Teen" because "Kids" was already taken, but this audience is nothing but 8 year olds.  And 8 year olds are idiots.  They'll clap if you put cookies over your eyes, so of course they clapped for Kevin.  Performing at the Teen Choice is one step above doing magic for a retard.  WARNING : Brace yourself for when the piano player at the front of the stage with his back turned reveals his true identity while we wait for Kevin to appear.  I don’t want to give anything away, but your heart may explode from the surprise.  I'm not gonna lie to you, I couldn't believe my eyes. 

UPDATE – You can certainly see how Kevin rose to such fame as a dancer.  Talk about some sexy moves.  The way he lifts one foot, then the other.  You may have accidentally done the same dance while walking on hot sand at the beach, but this also has a black guy screaming "yeah" every few seconds, so it's different.