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NO ONE BOUGHT ‘PARIS’
August 24, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Paris Hilton debut album "Paris" was released yesterday with a thud, currently ranking 44th on Amazons top sellers list, one spot behind a Beyonce album that doesn't get released for two weeks and seven spots behind a 40 year old Johnny Cash record. The second soundtrack to "Cheetah Girls" does 13 spots better, and "Kidz Bop 10" does 21 spots better. When asked for a comment, Paris said, “Aww man … where am I. Why is my ass sore? Did I black out? Why does my jaw hurt? And what's on that tape those guys are watching?”
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