CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS BECAUSE ITS SLOW

There’s absolutely nothing going on yet today, so these Ashlee Simpson Christina Aguilera outtakes from a lingerie photo shoot last week are only to pass the time.  I think I read somewhere that if you ever see a girl this hot in real life, you have the legal right to start masturbating.  You could be at the bank or in an elevator or wherever – the cops can't touch you.  Granted, they would probably leave you alone anyway.  No boy cop is gonna jump in there and no girl cop wants to tackle a naked guy with an erection because, quite frankly, it makes them look a little desperate.