09.13.2006 DANIEL SMITH IS A REAL PUZZLE

People.com says that the death of Daniel Smith, the 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith, was not due to natural causes.   Daniel was found in the Bahamas sitting upright in a chair after going to see his mother and his new half-sister in the private Doctors Hospital in Nassau.  Anna Nicole found him in this state and thought he was sleeping.  At first it was thought he had a heart attack, but the islands coroner has dismissed that.  She said:

"The cause of death is not natural.  However, we wish to reserve the cause of death at this time pending the toxicologist examination and report for confirmation of cause of death. Friday is the likely release date for the autopsy and toxicology report."

Woah, slow down, so the 20 year old didn’t have a heart attack?!?   Because naturally I assumed he did.  Because congestive heart failure is the number one killer of 20 year olds.  Wait, it is the year 1460, right?  Oh, never mind.  

Man, what a riddle.  Whatever could it be?!?



(26) Comments

  1. Shadowdawn 09/13/2006 02:51

    Overexposure to his mom? Or just being related in general?

  2. nocturnal 09/13/2006 02:53

    white trash-disease

  3. Telf 09/13/2006 03:29

    DRUGS. end of story.

  4. someguyouknow 09/13/2006 04:20

    Cause of death: deep depression

  5. John07 09/13/2006 04:44

    I’m just going to throw somethin’ out here, might be a little wild. Anyone thinking suicide? Could have been murder, she may have killed him for his money, she’s probably spent all of her late husband’s already.

  6. T-bird 09/13/2006 07:10

    maybe it was trimspa

  7. Mark04 09/13/2006 07:52

    You have to wonder why he’d top himself after seeing his mom and new sister, maybe he was only keeping himself alive to keep her happy, now that she has a new child he felt relieved enough to off himself.

    Really FuXd up

  8. bryce 09/13/2006 07:55

    I didn’t think it was possible to actually die of embarrassment… Oh wait! Drugs.

  9. Willie Beamin 09/13/2006 08:28

    He dipped into mom’s drug stash

  10. Max01 09/13/2006 08:50

    I’m going to think outside the box here for a moment. I hope you can all join me. Did any of you see ‘Seed of Chucky’? *shrug* I’m just sayin’…

  11. mgbrit 09/13/2006 08:52

    He helped himself to his mum’s nitro mask and died laughing.

  12. jenna 09/13/2006 09:35

    She prolly killed him for the publicity, as horrible as that is.

  13. Matt01 09/13/2006 09:35

    Natural causes does not include heart attacks for 20 year olds. So unnatural causes would include a heart attack. One brought on by drug use of course, but a heart attack was not ruled out.

  14. Jamie 09/13/2006 10:00

    1460? they didnt even have the internet back then…I dont think they did at least. If Anna Nicole was my mom…I would have an oedipus complex…fuck her and then kill her and then kill myself…Its all very shakesperean…very 1460

  15. Lesley 09/13/2006 10:02

    I for one am going to use this to teach my kids a lesson. “Stay out of mommy’s purse!”

  16. James01 09/13/2006 11:13

    mother nature killed him….anna nicole raising 2 kids was unacceptable and her daughters birth killed him instantly….should she get pregnant again, the birth of third child will also result in the death of her daughter…..

  17. JoeBlow 09/13/2006 11:23

    If she was my mom I would have been trying to fuck her. Yes that is a very fucked up thought but if you have a hot mom, why not try. She is a crazy woman so you never know and remember folks. She was the playmate of the year so if you are old enough do not tell me you never rubbed one off thinking about fucking her.

  18. James01 09/13/2006 11:31

    ok joe…you are officially in the need help category….a mom is a mom and trying or even saying you would fuck your own mom if she were hot is utterly disgusting…

  19. JoeBlow 09/13/2006 11:58

    James I never said it was right. I said it was a “very fucked up thought” Whats wrong with a little incest?

  20. Kyle05 09/13/2006 13:16

    Come on. It was obviously that cursed video tape.

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