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KIRSTEN DUNST IS A STONE FOX

September 5, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

These pictures of Kirsten Dunst were taken from at least 30 yards away, but even from here you can see her terrifying snaggleteeth.  It may or may not be legal to hunt things that look like Kirsten Dunst, I don't know, I'm not a lawyer, but you could probably get away with it if you had her stuffed and mounted, then displayed, maybe next to a wooly mammoth, maybe shown upright on her hind legs roaring while some caveman huddled and threw spears.  Then the judge would be like, "so Kirsten Dunst was a sabertooth tiger?"  And I'd be all like, "umm … yeah okay."

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