09.27.2006 RENEE ZELLWEGER AND GEORGE CLOONEY?

Renée Zellweger and George Clooney, who dated years ago and may have rekindled things at least for the night last February, had a romantic dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel last week.  The New York Post says:

Zellweger had just come from the wedding of Vanity Fair West Coast editor Krista Smith to John Hafter and met Clooney at the restaurant where they "cuddled, held hands and then slow danced to the piano music," our spy said. Clooney's rep declined to comment, and Zellweger's rep didn't return calls.

But the Daily News says it was simply to talk casting for "Leatherheads," a football movie that Clooney will direct.  Zellweger would play a chick who walks into things for two hours because she doesn’t open her god damn eyes.  God that bugs me to no end.



(31) Comments

  1. Nat 09/27/2006 08:56

    That picture scared me when the page loaded! I thought I had opened one of those emails that flashes a dead person at the end.

  2. slip 09/27/2006 09:00

    So it’s not the best picture. I saw her in person once and she was hot as hell. Of course it was in key west during July.

  3. fakename 09/27/2006 09:03

    personally I doubt that a flattering picture of this pig-snouted wannabe actress even exists

  4. bryce 09/27/2006 09:16

    fakename: I get the whole pig vibe from her, but I think her eyes are what make her look like a pig; they are all scrunched up. I never really got why anyone found her attractive. I’d do it with Clooney before I’d do it with her.

  5. JaneSmith 09/27/2006 09:23

    That picture is horrifying. Her lips looks as if they are about to fall off and run. Run far away from that face. Come Clooney.

  6. JaneSmith 09/27/2006 09:24

    That should say “Come on Clooney…” but it does not…oh well.

  7. stephen02 09/27/2006 10:06

    i briefly saw the phrase “casting for ‘leatherheads’” when i saw the picture and instantly assumed that it was some movie about people with leather faces and that she was in costume for the picture. but i’m way off, and she is just that ugly.

  8. jay 09/27/2006 11:42

    i wonder is everyone who says renee/fergie/richie is so ugly that they’d rather have sex with a guy is actually qualified to discuss whether women are attractive. Not that these women aren’t fugly, but if you’d like to have sex with a guy you’ve got a whole lot of other problems.

  9. Eden 09/27/2006 11:47

    jay what are you, a homophobe or something?

  10. Ed 09/27/2006 12:04

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That headshot is frightening!

  11. JoeBlow 09/27/2006 12:24

    Posted at 09/27/2006 08:56 by Nat
    That picture scared me when the page loaded! I thought I had opened one of those emails that flashes a dead person at the end………………………….. I was thinking the same damn thing. Scared the fuck out of me as well.

  12. Robert 09/27/2006 13:17

    Remember that scene from Brazil where Katherine Hellmond gets a “facelift” by having her face stretched in plastic wrap? That’s what I see. It looks like her lips are running off her face - in opposite directions. Perfect for Halloween though.

  13. jenifer 09/27/2006 13:19

    If she had a baby with French Stewart I bet it would be blind.

  14. bryce 09/27/2006 13:34

    jay: It takes a real man to say “No!” and make a stand against these hags. By shagging George Cloony instead it sends them a message. ‘I’d rather fuck a dude than you.’ See? Who said shagging men makes you gay? It just makes you more of a man…

  15. CovertWar 09/27/2006 13:47

    Fugie is a dude, jay; so, youre argument doesn’t hold water. Nor is Fugie able to hold hers. I’m sure that Zed would drink a litre of Fugie’s pee just to see where it came from, but that doesn’t make Fugie female.

  16. Maureen 09/27/2006 13:57

    Wow, she really does look bad in that pic. I guess realising the country star you married is a homo would throw any woman off a bit!!lol

  17. Maniac 09/27/2006 14:17

    Oh cripes. I gotta go drink some milk or something. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Someone tell her to go back under her bridge.

  18. Willie Beamin 09/27/2006 14:39

    She is like a squinty space creature

  19. Bryan04 09/27/2006 15:58

    When I want to scare the crap out of little children… I’m going to show them this picture and tell them the Boogeybitch is going to eat them in their sleep.

    I’m going to have nightmares for weeks because of this picture…

  20. Charles 09/27/2006 16:48

    If you’ve seen older pictures of Renee, she looks quite good. I dunno it’s terrible plastic surgery, or some condition that causes her faced to be scrunched up into that permanent fart smelling squint, but it ain’t good, for whatever reason.

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