ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL

People.com finally has the pictures they paid one million dollars for of the pretend wedding between Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern.  And it looks like Larry Birkhead has some apologizing to do for inferring that Anna Nicole is on drugs and not in love with Stern.  What passion!  If there's one thing I've learned about quality relationships, it's that nothing brings a couple together like lying about a babies father and having a pretend marriage while your other kid lies in the morgue.  An angel named Dr. Phil even has a chapter in one of his books called, “Lie About A Babies Father and Have A Pretend Wedding While Your Other Kid Lies In A Morgue”.  I didn't read that chapter because I think I got the gist of it from the title, but I bet there are some pretty good ideas in there, because who knows more about steamy relationships than Dr. Phil.  I'm all man, but I would totally hit that!