October 31, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Hollywood held its first few Halloween parties over the weekend, and all the usual attention whores found their way in front of the cameras.  Lindsay Lohan was inspired by … umm, camel toe jokes, Haylie Duff went dressed as someone who just told a lie, and she and her sister found time to take pictures with … some dude.  Probably a real UPS man, but they don't know what that is, so they dragged him onto the red carpet.  Paris Hilton – gee here's a fuckin surprise – went dressed as a whore.  Someone asked her what Halloween party she was going to and she said, "what's Halloween?"  (zing!)

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