KEVIN FEDERLINE IS AN ACTOR!

The reviews are in for Kevin Federlines dramatic acting debut last night on CSI. Shockingly, they’re ungood. Federline played a gruff talking street kid named Cole Tritt, a stretch for him as an actor, since in reality he mumbles incoherently and looks 35. People called his performance,

"a letdown, a waste of anticipation … he doesn't have too much natural presence – the camera doesn't really pick him out. But, to be fair, the role wasn't much more than a carpet fiber, and TV cameras don't pick out carpet fibers. "

People also said he looked like a scruffy Billy Crudup, leading me to believe People doesn’t know what the words “scruffy” or “Billy Crudup” mean. Since he looks absolutely nothing like Billy Crudup. That’s the fantastic clip up top there if you haven’t seen it yet, but promise me you’ll only open it if you feel like you deserve to see the best thing ever.