PARIS HILTON DID GET PUNCHED. PROBABLY.

Several sources now claim that they witnessed Shanna Moakler punch Paris Hilton in the face early Wednesday morning at Hyde in LA.  Moakler denies this, and told Extra last night, “I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton”.  Moakler says she is the victim and was assaulted by Stavros Niarchos.  Shannas rep says:

"Shanna exchanged words with Paris. Stavros entered . . . and said he was going to 'hit' and 'beat' Shanna. Shanna replied, 'You're going to hit me? I'm a woman.'  Stavros then shoved her downstairs, twisted her wrists behind her back and poured a drink on her," Moakler's rep Susan Madore charged.

Other sources say Moakler did punch Hilton.  The Daily News writes:

"Shanna was screaming at Paris and then walked over to Paris' table and BAM – she hit Paris in the face. Paris, from what I saw, sort of defended herself," one witness said.  Said another witness: "Shanna was screaming [obscenities]. I was like, 'Oh, shit, something is going to happen.' The next thing you know, Shanna hits Paris in the face. People scrambled and separated them."  "I mean, it must have hurt."

I may literally start humping my monitor if this story gets any better.  Shanna is a damn hero, Justice with big fake tits and fists of steel.  God I think I’m in love.