Several sources now claim that they witnessed Shanna Moakler punch Paris Hilton in the face early Wednesday morning at Hyde in LA. Moakler denies this, and told Extra last night, “I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton”. Moakler says she is the victim and was assaulted by Stavros Niarchos. Shannas rep says:
"Shanna exchanged words with Paris. Stavros entered . . . and said he was going to 'hit' and 'beat' Shanna. Shanna replied, 'You're going to hit me? I'm a woman.' Stavros then shoved her downstairs, twisted her wrists behind her back and poured a drink on her," Moakler's rep Susan Madore charged.
Other sources say Moakler did punch Hilton. The Daily News writes:
"Shanna was screaming at Paris and then walked over to Paris' table and BAM - she hit Paris in the face. Paris, from what I saw, sort of defended herself," one witness said. Said another witness: "Shanna was screaming [obscenities]. I was like, 'Oh, shit, something is going to happen.' The next thing you know, Shanna hits Paris in the face. People scrambled and separated them." "I mean, it must have hurt."
I may literally start humping my monitor if this story gets any better. Shanna is a damn hero, Justice with big fake tits and fists of steel. God I think I’m in love.
Perhaps Shanna should bitch slap her too, just to make sure she got the message?
Umm why is that picture circled, cuz I dont see shit. Shes probably wearing pounds of makeup.
Rather than smacking her in the mouth, Shanna should have aimed a few inches higher and evened the lazy-eyed trollop’s eyelids out.
Hope she disinfected her hand after bringing down the pain on that skank :-)
I guess the glasses are more to hide the lazy eye than any bruises. Damn you Stavros Nachos Grandes, you should have just let them fight to the death…
Thunderdome! Two sluts enter one slut leaves.
In the first picture, the one where she’s smiling, her smile looks kinda crooked… like she’s babying that side of her face. (I know I’m stretching, but I’m really hoping for a punch.) MOAKLER IN ‘08!!!
That’s probably just a mark from Nachos cockslapping her.
so is stav nachos going to be deported now? paris is such a punk.
Apparently she’s contracted a new form a herpes that leaves huge red circles on the face.
“Justice with big fake tits…” has definately become my favorite phrase of the day.
If I punched that whore I would NEVER deny it. In fact, I’d demand a holiday in my honor.
I also don’t see jack shit in the circled shot.
In pic 1, it looks like she really DID have a stroke.
hahahahaha Ed, that was fucking funny! MOAKLER FOR PRESIDENT!
Nooooo! This can’t be true! I wanted Shanna to punch Paris in the face. Can we get a do-over?
As piddly as Shanna is, I just wanna say that “SHANNA IS MY
CHAMPION.”
I’ll bet that waste-of-skin is adjusting the mirrors so that she can see herself while she drives. Is it too late to get a special Nobel prize for Shana?
All the readers of WWTDD.com should get some money together and get something nice for Shanna for Bitch Slapping Paris Hilton. Any ideas? :d
Whatever else, that Niarchos is one pathetic leash-led little fucker, isn’t he. And it’s Paris Hilton of all people, tugging on his leash. Oh yeah…real quality humanity in that equation.