10.04.2006 PARIS SEEMS OKAY

I don’t want to imply that Paris Hilton is lying about getting punched by Shanna Moakler, but Paris Hilton is lying about getting punched by Shanna Moakler.  X17 has pictures of her leaving Hyde and arriving at the police station to file her reports and she looks perfectly fine.  They also have video of Paris' PR guy Elliot Mintz, who barely looks like a person.  You half expect him to eat a mouse during this clip.  I’m amazed he didn’t begin his statement with “When will you humans learn…“

(This is win-win.  If she’s telling the truth, then she got punched in the face.  If she’s lying, she just filed a false police report.  Cops love when you do that.)



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  1. Nat 10/04/2006 11:25

    they look related

  2. JC 10/04/2006 11:31

    I’m starting to think that Shanna may have hurt her hand on that lifeless block of stone.

  3. T-bird 10/04/2006 11:34

    of course she’s okay. you can’t kill herpes.

  4. Julz 10/04/2006 11:35

    Maybe it gave her a tumor. *fingers crossed*

  5. Yarg01 10/04/2006 11:36

    Damn! I wanted to see blood, ripped clothing and some crying. I’m glad she got hit, but Shanna didn’t finish the job. Maybe round two next week.

  6. reggid 10/04/2006 11:55

    “Um, I’m like not very smart and stuff.”

    So, they have photos of her arriving and leaving, but where are all the photos of her blowing every cop she could find?

  7. James01 10/04/2006 12:02

    wait!!…i see something….her eye is really droopy…oh wait..that eye is always droopy…damn it

  8. Johnny Utah 10/04/2006 12:17

    Paris Hilton is such a media whore.

  9. James01 10/04/2006 12:19

    removing the word media would cover it

  10. reggid 10/04/2006 12:19

    Is the dumb coke-head Paris doing the robot dance in pic #2?

    Of course, any reference to Paris Hilton and “doing the robot” is probably a bit redundant.

  11. reggid 10/04/2006 12:20

    WTF is with the pop-ups/auto-links?

  12. Robert 10/04/2006 12:48

    Maybe she had a stroke - nah, we ain’t that lucky.

  13. Carly 10/04/2006 13:10

    yeah, WTF, pop-ups/auto-links very distracting

  14. alcimedes 10/04/2006 14:10

    Well, the pictures might not be lying, and maybe Shanna did punch her. I don’t know that you could tell the difference between Paris normally and Paris after she got punched in the face.

    She always walks around looking like she got punched in the face and is about to pass out. It’s like someone took human skin, streched it over a skeleton then removed the frontal lobe.

  15. BDGTYL 10/04/2006 15:43

    havent had a single pop up

  16. reggid 10/04/2006 15:57

    I bet the Snorg Tee girl would beat the living crap out of Paris. Because the Snorg Tee girl is just that cool and wonderful.

  17. Joanne 10/04/2006 17:10

    Ahhhh, maybe there is a god…the only mistake here is the girl didn’t keep wailing on her. Bitch needs some humility. Someone make her join the military or something.

  18. Mike14 10/04/2006 18:20

    I have to take issue with this article. There’s not a damn thing about Paris that looks “perfectly fine.” But if Shanna really did take a swing at her, then I’m starting a new religion and calling it Moaklerism. The main tenets of the faith will involve being hot and beating the piss out of stuck-up vacuous skankbombs.

  19. lali_jo 10/04/2006 19:35

    It is a win-win situation, but I’d be really dissapointed if she didn’t get her ass kicked.

  20. JC 10/04/2006 19:57

    Why is there cell phone video of old Mel getting drunk, and not this? Too slow on the draw, people.

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