Scarlett Johansson says she gets an AIDS test twice a year, not because she sleeps around, but simply to be responsible. Scarlett says:
"I get tested for HIV twice a year. One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It's disgusting when people don't. It's so irresponsible. But contrary to popular belief, I'm not promiscuous."
Scarlett Johansson had sex in an elevator with Benicio del Toro when she was 19 and he was 37 (link), so apparently one of us doesn't understand what "promiscuous" means. In fact, one of us isn't even close. Maybe they were in love, but if not, I'm pretty sure being on the business end of a penis two seconds after the door to your public transportation closes qualifies you as "easy". "Fun" at the very least.
dont elevators have cameras? where the fuck is that tape?
are there nude photos of this chick anywhere? video? anything?
Scarlett has sex in elevators AND gets tested every six months? Fuck it, Brandon, I’m in lust!! I don’t care if she can’t even spell “promiscuous”. I wanna be on her list!!! ::licks chops and drools heavily::
i don’t mind promiscuous, or easy, or anything like that…an older guy needs a little “odds in his favor” now and then.
Yeah, cheers for the story. Ask and ye will receive :-) More Scarlett is slutty stories please!
lol in that link she is quoted as saying “We were making out or having sex or something” So not only slutty but a bit stupid too.
I thought she said that she was sarcastic when she said that to an interviewer, and they took it out of context, which would account for the “or something.” I don’t even really like her all that much, and I’ll defend her on that account.
We want the tape, we want the tape!
Thats what I like. Ask for more Scarlett and we get it.
I still think she is one of the hottest POA on the planet. That Benicio thing is pure bullshit. However, she said she gets tested twice a year, she didn’t say what the results are. I’d still hit it until I was raw.
I agree that she’s one of the hottest around. Has anyone ever tried to have sex on an elevator? It’s kinda hard to do without hitting the emergency stop button which defeats the purpose of being discreet.
so this little minz has been riding various skanky cocks bareback and she wants to be responsible by getting tested. hmmmm. when she ends up “accidentally” pregnant is she going to abort to be “responsible”? what an idiot. she’s hot though.
We want the tape!!! We want the tape!!!
Angela: the more important thing is having a partner of the right height. Makes for a much easier knee trembler. I haven’t tried it in an elevator but I’m pretty sure if the door opened whoever was waiting to get in would just let the door close and wait for the next one. At least I hope they would…
Unless it was another hot chick who wanted to jump in
Scarlett is a lovely woman. Lovely enough to be as cautiously promiscuous as she wants. Now snorg tees girl….well she’s obviously a paragon of virtue. What does I love Lamp mean anyway? Does it have something to do with Flava Flav and crack ? Really I don’t get it…did I miss an SNL sketch or some crappy tv show ? Scarlett+Snorg Tees girl = best lesbian tryst ever
M
“I love lamp” is from “The 40 Year Old Virgin”
no “I love lamp” is from “Anchorman”
She gets called slutty because she had sex with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator, yet he doesn’t get called anything? He’s a damn dirty old man to be doing that to a 19 year old.
Slutty chicks who have to have semi-annual AIDS tests and blow men twice their age on demand are HOT.
Oh, wait, sorry — that should have read “are prostitutes.”