SCREECH MIGHT BE CASHING IN

Dustin Diamond, Screech from "Saved by the Bell," may have known that his sex tape was about to be released and may even be the one behind the sale.  Globat.com recently hired Diamond as a spokesperson and at the time a source reveals that Diamonds management told them they were lucky to have him because "something huge" was about to happen.  TMZ says:

Globat.com recently conducted a video and photo shoot with Diamond and was planning on a full launch of Diamond material on their website and sister site DefyingGravity.com. Currently, Globat.com features a picture next to the words, "Our nerds do it best and go all night long!" Another ad features Screech with his pants stuffed and the line, "Our nerds have the biggest packages!"

Globat should be more concerned about the worlds worst ad campaign and a name that makes them sound a like a big shiny robot from the 60’s, but considering Diamond was on the Howard Stern show a few months ago bragging about the size of his penis and trying to raise money to save his house, it seems probable that he’s the one who sold the tape.  Just as many feel Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton secretly sold theirs.  So it’s the same, except comparing a sex tape with Pam Anderson to a sex tape with Screech is like comparing the stealth bomber to that cowboy monkey who rides a dog.

(sorry about the Timberlake picture.  I had some of Screech but they were a little too sexy)