Danny DeVito was drunk off his ass this morning on "The View", and he immediately went into some drunken fumbling about how Bush is an idiot and how great his new kids movie is. Because nothing lends credibility to your politics and kids movie quite like showing up on a morning talk show drunk off your ass. All across the land today, people are reassessing their political allegiance. "Hmm, you know what, that drunk profane midget really made me think."
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Didn’t watch the clip, but Bush is an idiot, the chimp he impersonates is smarter than he is.
Couldn’t watch it either…once the fat cows started mooing, I had to shut it off. Rosie O makes me want to jam chopsticks in my ears…
It’s funny how his awkward drunken interview is still about a million times less awkward and incoherent as the average sober(?) Bush public appearance. The man can still talk and organize a thought relatively well, even though he’s drunk and hasn’t slept all night. What’s Bush’s excuse?
Bush’s excuse? He’s Texan and went to Yale. Two stikes against him right there…
how can you not be drunk and go on that show
I love Danny DeVito.
I always thought Rosie O’Donnell was just Danny Devito in drag.
I guess not.
I’d have to be drunk to listen to one of those idiots, let alone four. DeVito fucking rules.
I wish all these whiney-fucking-liberal-crybaby-actors would stop spouting all thier bullshit. Most of these retards barely made it through high school, so why do they think that everyone wants to hear their insight. They are so used to idiot “yes” men agreeing with them, that they think they are always correct. They are just over paid fucking monkeys for the organ grinder… dance monkeies dance!!!
Monkeys cant dance without their Monkeypants.
You could see Elizabeth Hasselbeck biting her tongue when he was tearin into Bush. I wanted to see a drunken midget fight one of the View witches.
I didn’t realize how spherical DeVito was. Still cool though.
Wahsh wrong w-with be-ing (hic) drun a sheven o’crock in the mornin? I’m alwaysh li lie like thish… Where am I?
he’s always looked like an egg with arms and legs. that’s why he was a natural to play the Penguin in the worst Batman movie ever. I just can’t imagine he gets laid, it’s not possible, I’m sorry.
great job today. add me as your friend on myspace. im that cool looking dude you havent added yet.
Which one is Danny Devito?
danny is adorable and can do no wrong.
J.D. the worst Batman movie ever? I think you missed the next installment. Penguin bit someones nose off in that flick. That is 100x better than Batman & Robin… And why was Arnie a Dr but then became Mr Freeze?! I didn’t go to supervillan university for 7 years to be called MR Freeze!!!
I bet he wasn’t wearing any panties either.
Ugh, what a class act. Bad enough that the White House turned into a Motel6 for the Hollywood set, but now we get to hear all about the stomach-churning, pint-sized sexual antics that took place there.