Despite having the 9,815th (*) best selling record in the world just one week after its release, Kevin Federline is still having trouble attracting a live audience. MSNBC says that his show Saturday night at Webster Hall in New York City, a venue which holds 1500, had only 300 people in attendance, but the great Michael K over on DListed - who was there because he's white trash too - swears there was no more than 150. The show was actually set to be cancelled, and only wasn't because Kevin begged and pleaded like a little girl who wants a kitten. MSNBC says:
K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear … Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, "seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, 'Hey' thirty times in a row or 'New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.' "
It's fun to imagine Kevin practicing acceptance speeches and interviews in the mirror for the past few months, because you totally know he did that shit. Ones where he tells imaginary reporters how all the haters were only gonna make him bigger, because once people heard his sick rhymes, they would have to admit it was the greatest music ever made. And then Kevin would give the pretend reporter a tour of his gold record collection and tell the stories behind his chart topping hits. And at fancy parties Tom Brady and Leonardo DiCaprio and people like that would come over to say what big fans they are. And Kevin would nod and smirk and say thanks, but in a really cool way. And then he’d rub his head because I just bounced a rock off it and called him a faggot. Um, okay, I guess that last part was really more my daydream than his.
(according to amazon.com as of 7:00 AM, pacific coast time)
Actually I think Faith Hill’s reaction was due to her expecting him to win the female country music artist of the year award last nite.
He should just give it up.
And if you’re going to torture us, go all the way…. Kirstie Alley footage is up on you tube..
I already threw up in my mouth this morning, but check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5rngKHibrM
Classic…you actually have less people show up for your show than would show up for a flu shot and then you piss THOSE people off by making them wait three hours while you cry into your pillow. And then you put the cherry on top by begging them to buy your cd…awesome!
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damn, brit must not be feeling him much these days. you would’ve thought that she could take some of the money from her cheetos fund to pay for extras to stand in as “fans” at her man’s show.
He’s just tuning up for his big match against John Cena on New Year’s Day. Yes, it was on Raw last night and it’s actually happening.
It really is like the brat kid in school who got his mom to help him record a cd. And about as good as that would turn out…
Oh, and BTW, it’s down to #10,403…it slipped 600 places in 90 minutes.
Stupidity at it’s finest.
i really feel sorry for this kids. can you imagine what it’s going to be like for them when they are in high school and he’s still sporting this look, that stupid “f” tatoo and talking about when he went pewter on the record charts?
Ha!! LOL T-bird, “pewter!!” That shit is great. I would have gone with “Petrified turd” but your choice of precious stone is much better!!
I`d fuck him in half.
Well, if it started at 150 or 300, I wonder how many of them stuck around for the whole three hours. I think that, regardless of how many albums he attempts to sell, his crowning achievement will always and forever be nailing Britney Spears in her prime.
Fucking pewter…LOLOLOL
You know - at first I just wanted KFed’s career to go away; but now I want him to keep trying at it. Maybe, just maybe Britney will drop his poseur ass. If not, then he’ll just take Britney down with him. Either way, WE WIN!!! My hope: Britney gets so broke she poses in Hustler (cuz Playboy and Penthouse won’t touch her ass now).
Yeah, as previously mentioned, it takes an unbelievably jackassed motherfucker to keep people waiting an extra THREE FUCKING HOURS to see you…and then ‘perform’ for half an hour. Of course, anyone who paid to see him deserves to be treated like the feces-encrusted maggots they are (and that he is) so fuck them all. At this rate his so-called ‘career’ will be over by next week. Good riddance, asshole.
it makes me blistfully happy that he is such a failure.
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Though I haven’t verified it yet, apparently Britney is dumping his sorry ass now!
But he will win the Grammy for Best New Artist.