The Daily Mail has something of a follow-up to last weeks rumor that Orlando Bloom is now dating the Most Beautiful Woman in the World. The Mail says:
Orlando Bloom has found new love in the arms of Marie Antoinette star Kirsten Dunst. The couple have been seeing each other for more than a month after becoming "close" on the set of Elizabethtown, released last year … last week they were spotted all over each other in Los Angeles hotel Chateau Marmont, not the place to go if you want to keep a blossoming romance under wraps, one source tells us, adding: "It's like coming out without actually issuing a statement."
There's not a word of this that makes a lick of sense. He's a hunk and she's a damn monster. Even I would throw my panties at Orlando Bloom, and Kirsten Dunst is so horrifically ugly, her pictures should be used instead of a tazer to stop criminals.
dude… please, u gotta stop showing this pic in the a.m. it seriously screws up my stomach from the remainder of the day.
Agreed. Bleech!
i’m wondering if she’s ever given head. she’d make a great garbage disposal but if i had a weiner it wouldn’t go anywhere near that trap.
How is it possible that her front teeth are behind her bottom teeth and yet her canines are in front of her bottom teeth. I haven’t seen a mouth like that since I went to the museum in fifth grade.
I hope he is jokeing when he says Orlando Bloom is a “hunk”. 90% of 12 year old girls are more manly than Bloom is.
I hope when Orlando Bloom is researching himself tonight like he does every night he finds this site. That would be pure comedy gold.
SNAGGGLE TOOTH MUNSTER
“Like coming out…” That publicist has a deliberate sense of humor. Not the best beard, Bloomie. Get a human female next time.
The image in my mind of Brendon throwing his panties at Orlando Bloom is cracking me up. God, I LOVE this website!!! :-)
Orlando Bloom = a big flower
Some time ago, O.B. was on Leno (his show, I mean ;)) He confessed he had finally bought a computer–but only to store his music on it. Every straight guy in the world got a computer ASAP in the early 90’s and has it stuffed with more female nudity than Hef’s or Larry F’s personal archives.
Hello my crooked prefrenized Friends, My name is Christopher “Long John” Peterson and I’m going to explain to you about true love. Love doesn’t have to be about pulling out your shvansonshtooks and rolling your meat flab over another mans shvansonshtook, sometimes it can be the small things like a candle light dinner with a short skirt and your balls hanging out so when your male server comes by you can flash him or stand up on the table and dip your nuts in your soup. I read on the internet that there is alot of ways to show affection in a relationship to show your male or female companion true love. A mans anus can be flabby and a male or female(Male i prefer, I’m gay) can release gasious fumes and or liquid turd into the mans backend and slosh it back and forth to eachothers mouth, that also shows true love. Today i was walking along a bridge and a man and his wife were there as well and the woman wanted to go down to the bottom and have the husband take a picture. Instead of taking the picture the man took a watery shit that landed directly on the womans face and i thought man that is true love. When a man is truely in love with another woman he will go out of his way to suprise her with many things. Today i went to the mall and follow a woman to the bathroom and i walked in on her taking a dump with my pants down and started to force my erection into her vaginal area and she was suprised and did not expect me to sex explosion inside of her. Women love that and thats what true love is. http://www.blacksnake.com
She must have a pussy like a vise grip, otherwise why would any man date her? It can’t be for the hummers!
Most movie stars are retards, so behavior, such as Orlando’s, is to be expected. This should surprise no one with the ability to think their way out of their own house.
Wasn’t this last week’s story? Just curious.
Orlando Bloom looks more and more like an extra in a spaghetti western every day.
Santa Boner should be banned. I mean, this is a decent site. Let’s set some standards here, people.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. She couldn’t look more evil than if she carved “666″ into her forehead. On the other hand, at least it would distract from the teeth.
Do you just pick celebs at random to put on your “hate” and “crawl up their ass” lists? WTF. You’ve milked the one worst possible picture of this girl to beyond death, and there are tons of other celebrities more deserving of all this hate.
Between my weekends spent slaying robot pirates with a laser-tipped cutlass and my day job of rescuing orphaned kittens from the gaping maws of acid-breathing dragons, I consider myself a pretty brave guy. But if I encountered this hideous beast in a dark alley (hell, even if it happened in broad daylight on a crowded street), I’d probably fall into the fetal position and wet my pants. I felt a little trickle come out just from looking at the picture.