George Clooney is the Sexiest Man Alive - At least according to AARP People magazine. Is there some shortage of Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about and that's why this guy has won twice now. According to my mirror, no, no there's not.
KFed is already broke - The Post says that Kevin is already struggling to survive, now that Birtney has shut down his credit cards and turned off his cell phones. The post says, “Federline is now scrimping where he can. He and his entourage of eight wannabe rappers showed up at downtown burlesque joint Corio for a comped dinner that would have cost him $1,200, a source tells us. An eyewitness at the next table reports, ‘He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch.’"
Holy Christ. This is already the greatest story ever. I can't wait for tomorrow. If there aren’t pictures of him wearing a bib and chasing a chicken I’m gonna be profoundly disappointed.
Angelina eats at McDonalds - I’m pretty sure my head would explode if I ever saw Angelina Jolie casually sitting down in a McDonalds, but there she was yesterday in India, taking a break … wait, why is there a McDonalds in India. Cows are like superheroes to those people. What the hell is goin on.
Suddenly, that line from Soylent Green comes to mind…
Yes, there is a god!…is what I would be saying if there was even a remote chance that K-Fed won’t make money from this whole thing. This time next year he’ll be on the surreal life and have a clothing line or some damn thing.
Based on this information, I wouldn’t be surprised if the next KFed sex tape was of him giving a BJ to a guy named BJ at a truck stop. In his defense, how else is one to get the, “Give me Liberty or Give me my kids bitch!” T-shirt?
damn, he doesn’t even have a cell phone? everybody has a cell phone. the bum that lives in the bushes behind krispy kreme has a phone. kindergarteners have cell phones. guess it’s time for him to pull out the old standby: two cans on a string.
Clooney - well that’s hardly a surprise. Most of the guys in Hollywood nowadays look like emo trash and are well “pretty”. KLoser - I wanna a see him holding a sign that says “Will rap for food”. MY Angelina - nothing wrong with that, but the “McDonalds in India”: yeah, that’s a WTF moment.
Isn’t that the horrible wig she has to wear to play Daniel Pearl’s wife? Eh, anyway. I love the KFed story. I can’t even begin to imagine how humiliated he must feel now that Britney’s hammering home the point that she pretty much owned him from Day One. He’s like the Prodigal Son who lived life to the fullest, then asked his dad for his share of the inheritance and split to have wild orgies. Then, the well ran dry and he was forced to go groveling back to his rich dad for forgiveness. Only difference is that the father welcomed him back with open arms. KFed would probably just get kicked in the yambag before security ushers his wigga-diculous ass out the gate.
who brings take out with them to the club? you can barely walk through a club without getting a cocktail spilled on you. good luck walking through the club with a quart of kung pao chicken, two pockets of egg rolls, and a cup of egg drop soup under your hat. something tells me he also carries a folded card board box in his waist band.
FUCKING BITCH
“The bum that lives in the bushes behind krispy kreme has a phone.” That’s pretty funny, T-Bird–especially as when I was walking through Westwood this morning, I saw a homeless dude in a wheelchair w/ a change jar and a sign that said “Any spare change would help” talking on his cellphone. I shit you not.
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fucking succubus
That K-Fed story is great if it is true. As for Clooney I could care less and who cares if Mrs. Lips eats at McDonalds? She is human just as I am and needs to consume food to survive. I bet she takes big nasty smelly shits as well.
I’m pretty sure “scrimping” means limiting dinners to under $1200 and under 2 friends. I could be wrong though.
Ever hear of the McDonald’s dolor menu Kev? That’s scrimping.
Who the fuck needs an entourage of 8 rappers?
I’m not exactly feeling any sympathy for KFed right now. Last time someone charged me $1200 for a meal was when the hospital tried to recover their costs on ten months of IVs…. and the only things I got to sneak out with was a big, nasty scar and a cute girl from the lab!
“Who the fuck needs an entourage of 8 rappers?” Good question, Lisa. Someone who can’t rap himself out of a paper bag?
Entourage of 8 rappers? I guess he’s hanging out with the guys from that “poser mobile” ad from a couple of years ago.
Can’t be, DGD–Brits took the “posermobile” away from him.
I liken KFed having an entourage of 8 rappers to the Spice Girls needing backup singers.
She looks like Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science- anyone? Also, I have been to a Mcdonald’s in India and they do not serve hamburgers- only LAMBburgers and they are called “Maharashta Macs.”