11.09.2006 WHEN DENISE RICHARDS ATTACKS!!!

Denise Richards approached two unauthorized photographers on the set of her latest movie yesterday, grabbed their laptop computers and threw them off a hotel balcony.  Awesomely, the laptops, "struck an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries."  The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called but no charges have been filed.  A spokesman for the film said:

"No one was seriously injured in any way.  (This is) getting blown way out of proportion.  As a precaution first aid was called. An ambulance was called, which is also routine. No one was transferred to the hospital at all. Everything is fine."

Everything is not fine, you jackass.  The crazy bitch hit an 80-year-old in a wheelchair with a laptop.  Does she have to hit a 90-year-old on a gurney with a desktop before it gets your attention.  This is almost cartoonishly evil.  She might as well have put on a cape and top hat and tied a lady to the train tracks.  The Mounties could be called then too.  And they'd comically sit on their horse facing the wrong direction and sing.  Aww, Canada is so cute!

source = People




(28) Comments

  1. bryce 11/09/2006 10:53

    Fucking wheelchair-bound octagenarians have had it too easy for too long. Denise is making a stand, and I for one applaud her for it. Bring down the pain you sassy bitch!

  2. Anonymous 11/09/2006 10:53

    eww they are fucking hideous.

  3. Hater 11/09/2006 11:01

    Canada is super cute for your information

  4. MrHumpty 11/09/2006 11:02

    What the hell is this movie? Jem?

  5. Julz 11/09/2006 11:10

    Blame Canada!!!!

  6. Dev 11/09/2006 11:14

    seriously these people should have known better, DON’T FUCK WITH THE PINK HEADBAND CREW

  7. dave04 11/09/2006 11:16

    ahahahahahaha that’s god damn hilarious

  8. slip 11/09/2006 11:17

    As if it was not already widely known that she is an idiot. At least she has some seriously great looking hair now!

  9. James01 11/09/2006 11:20

    living in south Florida, I must stand and applaud denise for this….take that wheel chair old ladies that still have drivers licenses…take that!

  10. Ass Tagger 11/09/2006 11:29

    “Everything is not fine, you jackass. The crazy bitch hit an 80-year-old in a wheelchair with a laptop.” Oh, man. That one’s gonna have me cracking up for the day. That was awesome.

  11. Dikkens_Cider 11/09/2006 11:30

    are they on their way to the jiffy-pop cook off?

  12. Bill 11/09/2006 11:39

    i still think shes hot i want to do them both..in the butt

  13. Kevin03 11/09/2006 11:40

    Let me guess - Denise and Pamela are doing some sorta 70s/80s spoof movie - LMAO! GOD when will all this priceless originality cease? Has either of them been in a movie lately that didn’t have “Scarey” attached?

  14. ac 11/09/2006 11:45

    this movie looks awful

  15. Doctress Leisa 11/09/2006 11:46

    Boy, those two bitch faces look like they could suck your dick while ripping out your heart simultaneously. Admit it guys–you’re all turned on right now.

  16. Greg 11/09/2006 11:48

    dammit…as soon as I saw “it hit” up there, I was hoping “please be federline” and then I saw it was an 80 year old lady. The best part is how the old lady is tougher than faggerline. But maybe Brit should hire Denise to kick his ass.

  17. Lesley 11/09/2006 11:50

    Jem is truly outrageous. Not *just* Truly. Truly truly truly.

  18. T-bird 11/09/2006 12:24

    ever noticed how jem’s music sounds alot like hilary duff’s music? just a thought.

  19. gonza 11/09/2006 12:30

    denise is the hottest milf out there. period.

  20. zeke123 11/09/2006 12:55

    Good deal of bullshit here:

    A: The photogs were on her balcony with them? I guess afford telephoto lenses.
    B They carry their laptops with them? Really?
    C The police didnt press charges (it doesnt have to be the ol lady that presses charges for something reckless like that)
    D The photogs whose laptop was thrown didnt press charges? It says computerS, so it means more than one.

    Remember when Richards was younger she used to be a clean freak, I mean a total psycho neat freak who woulndt touch door handles.
    She found her cure to be marrying Charlie Sheen and hanging around Pam who between them have all the STD’s in Hollywood. That’s like being afraid of heights and trying to cure it by jumping out of the space station.

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