Just three months ago, Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown (aka - Scary Spice Mel B) were set to get married, but then Mel got pregnant and Eddie got suspicious. Eddie had Mel followed and was quickly handed pictures of her on "an illicit date with the male friend in Los Angeles." Mel still insists Murphy is the father of her child, but Sunday a Brit tabloid printed pictures of her taken in May, just weeks before she started dating Murphy and announcing her pregnancy. The pictures show Mel on a beach in Hawaii with this same unknown man (more from that set of pictures here). News of the World says:
"Mel and this fella were all over each other and quite obviously a couple. They couldn't keep their hands off each other." A source close to Murphy adds, "Everyone thought it was suspicious that Mel fell pregnant so quickly after getting together with Eddie. Now he thinks the same. After seeing these photos he's convinced he's not the dad."
Um, well the dude she's accused of cheating with is white, so it might not take a master detective to figure out if Eddie is the dad. Heres how you can though:
Step 1 - Look at the baby.
And that's pretty much it.
Aaahh, true love is in the air when you have your girlfriend followed.
Wow. Really scary!! Both of’em.
She’s got a present for Eddie. It’s a dick in a box!
Step 2- Wait to see if the baby has more teeth than most people and laughs like a hyena. And Angela-Awesome!
Angela: That song’s still stuck in my head.
The Spice Girl money must have run out if she was trying this hard to scam money out of Eddie.
Her real secret is her penis. *shudder*
Couldn’t she have pursued a WHITE has-been comedian if she was trying to fool him into thinking he’s the father? That’s retarded, Scary Spice.
I’m down if he’s brown, but coffee’s not me.
Isn’t Will Smith pimpimg this same heart-warming story in theaters now?
Wow, what a dumb whore. Hmmm, am I talking about Scary or Stupid? He should have never let Nicole leave him. Wait, I thought he was still hanging out with Johnny Gill? What type of twisted pervert is Eddie? Chick, dude, chick with dude, now another chick: he needs to pump his breaks before he needs a pump to get it up.
The Will Smith movie is a heartwarming story about a man overcoming adversity and not overcoming the fear of impregnating a hermaphrodite, Leisa. Easy mistake though. They both take balls.
You guys sound like the morons on Morrie. Babies do not always look like their parents, two black parents can have light skin children, and mix couples can have very dark children.
Good thing the webmaster here doesn’t do paternity tests.
Spice Girl money left a long time ago. And if i were Eddie Murphy I would have done the same thing.
“You guys sound like the morons on Morrie”. We are the morons on Morrie… I’m just saying if the baby is like a deep brown, like my shits after a curry vindaloo, she’s got a case. If it’s white like my mucus after snorting a line of crystal meth then I’d say she’s probably a lying slut and should be beat on. Which I’d do myself, but she way to scary and would probably break my balls.
Zed, I bet you never heard the term “passer” and that it has happened that black couples have had near lily white children. Genes go back generations, and can do strange things.
That is why courts use DNA tests and don’t just hold up babies to the light.
Zorro, I think that only happened on the Cosby Show. (Morrie? What’s that?)
“I bet you never heard the term “passer”. Sounds like the sorta thing a black slut would tell her big black boyfriend. “No I did’t hump no white man, it’s a well known fact that two black couples can have a whitey, happens allll the time, no need for one of those pesky DNA tests”