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The chief of police of Odessa Texas has issued a press release saying that the incident with Pauly Shore getting punched out at a Odessa comedy club was a hoax. He says it was a skit that went as planned and no one was ever in any danger and no one was hurt. An off-duty Odessa police officer was working at the club that night and was involved from the beginning. The statement says in part:
After viewing the video, the officer who was employed at the club in an off duty capacity, was contacted by investigators. The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked top participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.
Um, I thought the reason to set up fake fights like this was so you can look cool. Does Shore think this made him look cool. Does he think this is gonna help him get laid. "She cant help but be impressed with the way I begged for mercy and cowered on stage, pleading with the cowboy not to hurt me as I panicked and wet myself…“
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I was at that show, only the night before…
I figured it was fake because, at least when I was there, Pauly’s giant of a body guard was standing stage left during the entire show. That could not have happened if Pauly didn’t want it to.
As far as the quality of his humor… I’ve seen much better but it was Pauly friggin’ Shore so I enjoyed it.
What a pussy. What’s next, a cage match with Carrot Top?
Um yeah, realized it was fake with the first one posted. I thought Pauly was dead? And that Hollywood would never be the same. Zing.
Actually that cage match doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
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Then they can do that sissy-fighting crap where they’re pulling each other’s shirts and slapping at each other with weak overhead flailing motions.
It seemed pretty clear from the video that the guy didn’t get near Shore’s face and that Pauly is obviously leaning with the blow. I thought it was fake immediately. It wasn’t realistic. That was Odessa, Texas. They guy would’ve just shot him.
In other, equally-exciting news, my left nut hurts.
Someone should pwn that kweer IRL.
Too bad he *wasn’t* injured. He could use a real blow to the head — maybe knock an actual sense of humor into him!
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Rip Taylor doesn’t need to stoop to any of this phoney baloney bullshit.
THIS WAS NOT FAKE - I CALLED THE CLUB AND SPOKE TO THE BOOKER AND HE SAID, “IT WAS A VERY UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT”
DON’T LIE AND SAY IT WAS FAKE - PAULIE WAS ASHAULTED… WHY TRY AND COVER IT UP?
ALSO, ON DUTY POLICE OFFICERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN SKITS…
I’m with you, Accuser– but only if they fight to the death. And both of them die.
Clarification–I’m talking about Pauly and Carrot Top, not your nuts.
Pauly Shore didn’t get his clock cleaned? WTF! There’s no character in the english language that could express how betrayed I feel. Except maybe this one. :(
Read the story again, Babs. The cop was “off-duty.”
Admit it, you’re Pauly Shore, aren’t you?
A match between Shore and Top wouldn’t be fair. Carrot Top is pretty ripped now:
Your point is well taken Doom, but I can’t overlook the fact that Carrot Top plucks his eyebrows and has a red curly perm. If I came across CT in a dark alley I’d share makeup tips with him, not bust out my taser…