JESSICA BIEL HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS

By brendon December 27, 2006 @ 12:07 PM

Jessica Biel (seen here spending Christmas in Hawaii) has the power to turn gay men straight, and if that came out as a compliment I should probably rephrase it, because what I mean is that she’s built like Ray Lewis but is technically still a girl.  Holy crap, look at the guns on this chick.  I think she might be Batman.

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  1. kanselm 12/27/2006 12:47

    first

    oh yeah i just jizzed on my office floor

  2. Ass Tagger 12/27/2006 12:50

    She looks like she could kick my ass any day of the week, twice on Sunday and I’d just wind up loving every minute of it.

  3. bryce 12/27/2006 12:53

    Apparently the key to smoking guns is a bit of beach ball and bat. Shit! All those wasted gym hours…

  4. Tatonka 12/27/2006 12:55

    What game is she playing?

  5. graller 12/27/2006 12:55

    Ummm how can you look at the guns when you can look at the rest of her in the same shot?

  6. Brett 12/27/2006 13:02

    My God that ass.

  7. Paul06 12/27/2006 13:10

    bull dyke

  8. JoeBlow 12/27/2006 13:19

    Thats just fucked up looking. Arms and shoulders of a man. Boobs of a woman and a little boy ass with no hips. I know because I don’t find her attractive I must be gay but there is nothing sexy about her.

  9. Pol Pot Pie 12/27/2006 13:20

    I would like to put my penis in her vagina.

    and by “put my penis in her vagina”

    I mean I would like to put my penis in her vagina.

  10. bryce 12/27/2006 13:24

    lol Pol Pot Although with arms like that I think she might have a Mangina…

  11. JoeBlow 12/27/2006 13:24

    Hey Pol Pot Pie if you can insert your penis in her vagina you must have one small dick. You might consider sticking it in a much bigger orifice than the vagina.

  12. aggrieved 12/27/2006 13:26

    If she wanted to rock me in her bulging arms all night long, I think I’d be okay with that.

  13. Dirk Diggler 12/27/2006 13:27

    Guhh, put down the weights already!

  14. Doctress Leisa 12/27/2006 13:29

    Holy shit, the first thing I was reminded of is the Robin Hood scene in Time Bandits where one peasant rips the arm off of another while arm wrestling…

  15. Brett 12/27/2006 13:30

    Tatonka – Paddle Tennis

  16. bryce 12/27/2006 13:30

    Wow, that ass though… If I got her naked and she did have a penis, I’d still prolly put it in his/her pooper. Does that make me gay? I’m so confused…

  17. Pol Pot Pie 12/27/2006 13:34

    Don’t hate. If you had to kill vampires, you’d work out too.

    and Joe Blow

  18. Gary 12/27/2006 14:27

    HAWT

  19. Kurt01 12/27/2006 14:31

    She’s hot, not too fond of the gun show, but shit atleast she’s in great shape.

  20. Gary 12/27/2006 14:32

    Pic number 8 (Bottom row second from left)gets me every time. That figure…makes my hands shake.

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