Julia Roberts is pregnant with her third child and is expected to give birth this summer with her husband, Danny Moder. The two have been married for 4 years. Page Six says:
Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia - but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.
This is really the most exciting thing I've heard all week, because the chick who named her kids Phinnaeus and Hazel has another kid to name. Those aren’t even real human names. Those are the names of talking mice in fairy tales about toymakers and magic apples.
Am I actually FIRST this time? Holy shit!
I bet she can take all your dick both balls into that mouth of hers. As for her being preggo who really gives a shit?
39? Wow. I would have guessed mid 40s on that has-been.
She wants us to vote on the kid’s name right? That’s the only reason I’d care about this. I vote for Ezekiel. Or Hubert. Or Algernon. Pretentious bitch.
TRUE STORY - NO BULLSH*T: About a week ago, I had a dream that Julia Roberts was pregnant and delivered a boy, but the boy died almost right away. I suppose only time will tell whether my subconcious was silently prognosticating or not, though not even I would wish that upon anybody. As for names, perhaps a Drizella or a Toulouse would go nicely with Phinnaeus and Hazel.
Here’s hoping she’ll do what she did when she was pregnant last time and disappear from the public eye for a year.
I don’t think she’s really pregnant. That vein in her forehead might be ready to spore a la Alien-style, but that’s it.
Could have some fun with this, although Phinneaus is pretty much the dumbest name of all time. If the child has Roberts’ surname then Dread Pirate or Rubber Tree. If the child has Moder’s surname then it’s got to be Mongo. Get in.
“America’s Sweetheart” my ass. She has got to be one of the creepiest looking people out there. She hit the wall and now decides to breed? Why can’t she adopt a few foreign kids like Brangelina and Madonna? I heard no one is adopting Mexicans.
If it’s a boy, she should name it Winchester. If it’s a girl, Meridian. (Damnit, Anthony, stop setting the bar so high. At least let me fumble around a little bit before saying something so funny that there’s no way I can possibly top it. Dread Pirate! Simply awesome.)
We should all suggest the type of names she might actually chose. Multiple ideas are fine. My first: Polonius.
If a girl, Euryanthe.
Good ones Zack. Looks like we had the same idea simultaneously.
I’d never get tired of hitting a kid called Phinnaeus… As for new names how about Godzilla? It’s good for a boy or girl.
Sleestak? Oh, sorry. I was thinking about Nicole Richie.
If the pregnancy was a surprise (and thus unplanned), why not just go all out and name the baby Mistake? She could pronounce it all artsy, like Miss-Taw-Kee or Miss-Tah-Kay.
Bukkake!
Now if she practiced bukkake she wouldn’t be in this mess to start with. Although she would have Britney Speir’s hair style! Zing!
How about Gingivitis? It’s got a nice ring to it and nobody would ever forget that he’s Julia’s love spawn.
Poor fetus… In 9 months he’ll become something like “Seamus” or “Dundrin” or “Pantene.”
Given Julia’s facial features, may I offer up the name Secretariat for the bambino?