It's fun every time new pictures of Teri Hatcher come out because you can study them and try to figure out which part of her face is the most paralyzed with botox. Her plastic surgeons treatment room must look like the crime scene for a hookers murder when she gets done, with dozens of empty needles and blood and bandages everywhere. She doesn't even look remotely human anymore. One time I grabbed her face and pulled, and there was a shiny metal skull with a glowing red eye underneath. And then she picked me up by the throat and threw me across the room. Then asked me if I was John Conner. True story.