01.22.2007 BA - DOW

Seems just a little pretentious to lay out in a bikini on the front of your yacht.  Like Jessica Biel did in Puerto Rico this weekend.  I thought that shit only happened when a spy was trying to seduce James Bond.  Or in rap videos.  Or when a girl got punched out at a wide receivers coke party.


(78) Comments

  1. Ryan13 01/22/2007 10:24

    My tongue has found it’s new destination.

  2. The_Doctor 01/22/2007 10:29

    I have nothing to add… I think the banner pic speaks for itself.

  3. Eathan 01/22/2007 10:30

    I just dribbled.

  4. derek 01/22/2007 10:32

    I think we have found the cure for erectile dysfunction. If you can’t get it up with this in your face then you might as well shoot yourself.

  5. Willie Beamin 01/22/2007 10:33

    WOW

  6. Tennessee Tuxedo 01/22/2007 10:35

    Baseball baseball baseball baseball

  7. Shatzy 01/22/2007 10:39

    ARGHHHHH

  8. Ravener 01/22/2007 10:47

    That’s it, my penis got broken. Are you happy? huh?

  9. Jeffrey 01/22/2007 10:47

    I find that I cannot comment on these pics for two reasons…
    1. I cannot come up with how to describe my fealings about these pics and I so happy that I am tearing up.
    2. The wife reads this and will huck rocks at me for anything I write that offends.

  10. Dirk Diggler 01/22/2007 10:47

    My tounge is shocked to shit.

  11. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 01/22/2007 10:50

    holy… I just “cummed” :(

  12. Shafty 01/22/2007 10:50

    SHe might be the best ass in the country. Give me 2 minutes and my life will be complete.

  13. audioholic 01/22/2007 10:57

    Thanks for that. My monitor now has a big hole from humping it. My boss is not going to be happy.

  14. Beelzebub 01/22/2007 11:02

    Excellent post!! Now someone come help me get my underwear down from the ceiling fan.

  15. Eduardo 01/22/2007 11:02

    There are a shitload of moderately attractive broads who all have had porno tapes leaked to the public. Why can’t we get a hottie like this one to accidentally “lose” a fuck tape?

  16. Robert_Paulson 01/22/2007 11:02

    #2 is her practicing her tackling move against some dude. She starts in a crouch which makes him think he is superior. Then she springs into action. I would love to be the recipient of one of those. Biel + Football = Perfection

  17. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 01/22/2007 11:06

    Yeah! This is a bigtime-jerkOff-post. Stop posting KFed ones.

  18. Brian 01/22/2007 11:12

    “Sooo hot. Want to touch the heiny…”

  19. Angela 01/22/2007 11:28

    Ditto

  20. God 01/22/2007 11:32

    *Insert lame one liner joke about jerking off or my tongue*

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