01.09.2007 FROM THIS TO THIS

Yikes.  Kelly Clarkson has just completely given up.  If she paid more than 8 dollars for that haircut she should be pissed.  I could cut my own hair while riding a horse and look better than that.  Out in public, here at the play “Avenue Q” on Broadway, with no makeup.  Woof.  Even the god dammed puppet put a beret in her hair.  I think the moral of the picture here is, if you’re gonna take pictures with a puppet, make sure the puppet isn’t more fuckable than you. Or maybe the plan was to make the puppet look sexy, because if so, then mission accomplished.

(67) Comments

  1. Ass Tagger 01/09/2007 14:53

    Ahh, the magic of photoshop.

  2. Doctress Leisa 01/09/2007 14:56

    Isn’t she the evil villian who fell into the vat of Nuclear waste in that Batman movie? Because this sure looks like pre- and post-dipped in some shit or the other.

  3. Ken (cointelpro) 01/09/2007 14:57

    She’s always looked a bit swollen.

  4. Amazo The Wizard 01/09/2007 14:57

    She’s probably addicted to meth.

  5. Angela 01/09/2007 14:57

    At first I thought they just modeled the puppet after her but apparently they couldn’t keep it from looking better than her. Blonde hair must be thinning.

  6. Willie Beamin 01/09/2007 14:59

    she was never hot..unless I had about 15 beers then maybe a little

  7. Ass Tagger 01/09/2007 15:00

    Damn! I was actually FIRST to post on this thread. Must be a good omen, like when a turtledove lands on my shoulder, tweets a happy song and manages NOT to take a dump on me as he’s flying away.

  8. MacBeth 01/09/2007 15:02

    So….which one is the puppet?

  9. Ass Tagger 01/09/2007 15:02

    You KNOW you’re having a sh*tty day when a f**king MUPPET has a more petite nose and better hair than you do. I think I’d rather f**k the muppet.

  10. Doctress Leisa 01/09/2007 15:02

    Wait a minute–that’s not the same person! The 1st pic is Hillary Duff, while that 2nd pic is definitely the bastard love child of Rosie O’Donnell.

  11. Ravener 01/09/2007 15:11

    I’d hit that. She’s hot. I’m takin that the pictures are inverted and the one on the right is the before one, right?

  12. thevelvetthunder 01/09/2007 15:12

    I’d tap dat…

  13. Ass Tagger 01/09/2007 15:12

    In other news, Suzanne Somers’ house burned down. Sucks to be her.

  14. Andrea 01/09/2007 15:14

    I was going to ask which one’s the puppet, but since MacBeth beat me to it now I have to say she looks like a fat Mandy Moore.

  15. Shelly 01/09/2007 15:15

    Dude, she looks NORMAL and healthy. She’s pictured without makeup and without a bunch of goop in her hair. So in essence she looks like the rest of us on a normal day. The girl is down-to-earth and looks it.

  16. The Scizz 01/09/2007 15:15

    Ladies and Gentleman, put your hands together for the new Face of Arby’s….

  17. Ass Tagger 01/09/2007 15:21

    Down to earth? Or buried UNDER it?

  18. Doctress Leisa 01/09/2007 15:22

    Down-to-earth? More like buried under it.

  19. Doctress Leisa 01/09/2007 15:26

    LOL AT!!! Great minds think alike. So, when are we getting married?

  20. Anthony 01/09/2007 15:26

    Not so much “down to earth” as from the bowels of the earth. They’re really photos of the same person? Spooky. Good way of fooling the paparazzi though.

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