
Hilary Duff and her sister Haylie showed up at Hyde in LA with their entourage (wait, what?) and proceeded to stumble around drunk for the next few hours. Us says:
Hilary soon was teetering over to the women’s restroom with one of her girlfriends and a "flamboyant" male friend. “It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.”
Hilary, of course, is 19, so what the hell she was doing drunk at Hyde is beyond me. Us goes on to say that Hilary and Haylie then spent the night making out with some older guys. Which makes it even harder to figure out Hilary Duff. She has a good-girl reputation but she also seems to get drunk a lot and was once photographed at a porn movie release party. Also confusing is why she’s so famous. I’ve never even seen her in a movie. Unless you count those 150 hardcore sex tapes we made.










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I must say, while I do not care about her one iota, I’d do her. Anally. But only with her consent. And only if I could skeet santorum on a photo of her sister. Haylie frightens me. She’s more ugly than any woman should be.
“Inappropriate”? Where the hell did they think they were at? God forbid someone’s drunk at a club.
And what is she doing in the banner pic, riding a bike home from Starbucks in a Nepalese village?!?!?!
Early! Not first, but early … premature, in fact, just like in bed.
a “flamboyant” male friend… shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.
Rat’s thetarded
Hilary, give it up. LiLo is WAAAYYY ahead of you. The only way you can catch up in the skanky competition is to do something LiLo would never do. Like flash your shaved crotch in public multiple times…
Why is she drinking her coffee with a straw?
she’s sposed to be the good one, i guess that doesnt pay well enough, so she has gone the way of the lohan.
8th u stupid homos.
ahhhhh fuck I wasn’t 8th aaaaahhhh fuckkkkskjfiwEO UWEFIWE
I wonder how Austin will distort this story in such a way so as to bring up his rampant homosexuality.
bryce, give it a rest man. You come on here and basically sniff my nuts in EVERY SINGLE COMMENT you leave. You even created an extra screen name with my name in it. Geez. If I set up a Paypal account later on this afternoon so you can send me money in exchange for my autograph and old cigarette butts will that make you happy, little bitchboy?
From IMDB:
Sometimes Credited As:
Hilary Erhard Duff / Hilary and Haylie Duff / Hillary Duff
Her middle name is Erhard…
HTC: ’sniff my nuts’ ’send me money’ ‘bitchboy’ lol job done. Come on Austin, try posting something funny.
Bawahahahahahahahahahaha… that’s too good.
bryce I’m not here to entertain your slanted ass. That’s your idol Brendan’s job.
Drinking coffee through a straw helps keep the coffee from staining your teeth.
Brendon should set up a “Thunderdome” area so these little flame wars can get settled in private without cluttering up the main thread.