01.29.2007 HILARY DUFF IS DRUNK

Hilary Duff and her sister Haylie showed up at Hyde in LA with their entourage (wait, what?) and proceeded to stumble around drunk for the next few hours. Us says:

Hilary soon was teetering over to the women’s restroom with one of her girlfriends and a "flamboyant" male friend.  “It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.”

Hilary, of course, is 19, so what the hell she was doing drunk at Hyde is beyond me.  Us goes on to say that Hilary and Haylie then spent the night making out with some older guys.  Which makes it even harder to figure out Hilary Duff.  She has a good-girl reputation but she also seems to get drunk a lot and was once photographed at a porn movie release party.  Also confusing is why she’s so famous.  I’ve never even seen her in a movie.  Unless you count those 150 hardcore sex tapes we made.

(51) Comments

  1. Ravener 01/29/2007 15:08

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  2. Aaron 01/29/2007 15:11

    I must say, while I do not care about her one iota, I’d do her. Anally. But only with her consent. And only if I could skeet santorum on a photo of her sister. Haylie frightens me. She’s more ugly than any woman should be.

  3. Angela 01/29/2007 15:11

    “Inappropriate”? Where the hell did they think they were at? God forbid someone’s drunk at a club.

  4. Aaron 01/29/2007 15:11

    And what is she doing in the banner pic, riding a bike home from Starbucks in a Nepalese village?!?!?!

  5. thor 01/29/2007 15:12

    Early! Not first, but early … premature, in fact, just like in bed.

  6. bryce 01/29/2007 15:14

    a “flamboyant” male friend… shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.

  7. Ken 01/29/2007 15:20

    Rat’s thetarded

  8. Juan 01/29/2007 15:24

    Hilary, give it up. LiLo is WAAAYYY ahead of you. The only way you can catch up in the skanky competition is to do something LiLo would never do. Like flash your shaved crotch in public multiple times…

  9. Frank02 01/29/2007 15:24

    Why is she drinking her coffee with a straw?

  10. victoria 01/29/2007 15:24

    she’s sposed to be the good one, i guess that doesnt pay well enough, so she has gone the way of the lohan.

  11. God 01/29/2007 15:24

    8th u stupid homos.

  12. God 01/29/2007 15:25

    ahhhhh fuck I wasn’t 8th aaaaahhhh fuckkkkskjfiwEO UWEFIWE

  13. Huge Taco Man 01/29/2007 15:30

    I wonder how Austin will distort this story in such a way so as to bring up his rampant homosexuality.

  14. 01/29/2007 15:30

    bryce, give it a rest man. You come on here and basically sniff my nuts in EVERY SINGLE COMMENT you leave. You even created an extra screen name with my name in it. Geez. If I set up a Paypal account later on this afternoon so you can send me money in exchange for my autograph and old cigarette butts will that make you happy, little bitchboy?

  15. Nino 01/29/2007 15:33

    From IMDB:

    Sometimes Credited As:
    Hilary Erhard Duff / Hilary and Haylie Duff / Hillary Duff

    Her middle name is Erhard…

  16. bryce 01/29/2007 15:33

    HTC: ’sniff my nuts’ ’send me money’ ‘bitchboy’ lol job done. Come on Austin, try posting something funny.

  17. Huge Taco Man 01/29/2007 15:35

    Bawahahahahahahahahahaha… that’s too good.

  18. 01/29/2007 15:35

    bryce I’m not here to entertain your slanted ass. That’s your idol Brendan’s job.

  19. Willie Beamin 01/29/2007 15:42

    Drinking coffee through a straw helps keep the coffee from staining your teeth.

  20. Zack 01/29/2007 15:44

    Brendon should set up a “Thunderdome” area so these little flame wars can get settled in private without cluttering up the main thread.

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