Pictures of Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini doesn't even sound like a real thing, it sounds like something a 14-year-old would draw in his wish book. It's just too good to be true. Her nipples are even showing for Christ’s sake. Honest to god, you would need that diamond hardness scale to measure my erection right now. I could use my penis to cut glass. There's no way this can be real. I'm sure if I looked closer I'd see a winking sun drinking a coke and Captain America's dinosaur eating bin Laden, but I don't want to ruin it. I'm so much happier in pretend world, in this fantasy world where Jessica Alba plays football in a bikini. And look, now I’m a Viking!
Magnificent.
I can’t actually write anything here which could even attempt to do justice to those pictures. Unbelievable.
For the first day back at work after holiday break, who could ask for anything more? Need. More. Coffee.
High Five!
Ohohohohoooooooo… Amazing. There’s actually saliva on my eyes instead of tears. At least I hope it’s saliva…
The guy in the first pic, bottom row is giving the shutterbug the stink-eye.
Thank you!
Hmmm. Yes, it is quite amazing what money and your very own personal trainer can get you…
…oh and Happy New Year, y’all! :0)
There is a God and he loves us. The proof is in the pictures!
I have such an erection, my heart is in danger of stopping from loss of blood.
I would like to place my penis in her vagina.
and by “place my penis in her vagina,”
I mean I would like to place my penis in her vagina.
and holy jeebus, if you were dating someone in that kind of shape, famous or not, wouldn’t you spend an hour or two at the gym to keep up?
2007 has started off so much better than 2006 ended.
I watched a lot of bowl games last week and this surpasses them all combined. BTW is there a squid trying to crawl up her butt in 3 row, 3rd picture. Smart squid.
Someone teach that woman Beach Volleyball!
I would suck her toes and kiss her in places she forgot to wash!
Wait a minute…could you men explain when thin is too thin? Jessica Biel became too muscular, most male bloggers agreed. What are men looking for? I thought all you guys thought Jessica Alba had lost her ass because she was too thin? Guess not since you all have erections.
Dear Beth,
the answer is; she is perfect, you should strive for what you see there.
Best Regards,
Elvis
How can that guy be standing upright next to her. I would be like, “I’m just going to squat here in the water a while to hide my boner. I’ll catch up with you later.”