LINDSAY LOHAN ENTERS REHAB

January 18, 2007 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan checked into a chemical dependency unit Wednesday, and offered only this simple statement:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Woah woah woah, let's not get carried away. Lindsay is a drunk freckled mess with big tits and she let's guys treat her like a rental car, and that's just the way I like her. It's not like she's a threat to anyone. My extensive study of drunk white girls has taught me that they're unlikely to morph into a bionic fighting tiger and extremely likely to curl up on the curb and vomit, so really, what's the big deal.

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