Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web

June 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn's mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Middle Yeast Infection

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Lindsay Lohan’s days of getting passed around by Sheikhs like a timeshare Fleshlight have apparently led to her “renaissance,” and the new and improved Lohan can be seen in all her gory in the new issue of everyone’s favorite... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Loses Childhood Home In Bank Battle

April 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is probably not as loaded as you assumed. So that ballpark figure of the sum of her funds being at least enough to rent a room in her mother’s humble abode when she’s done couch surfing strange... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s Ventriloquist Offers Trump Legal Advice

April 4, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Believing that Lindsay Lohan has the wherewithal to be funny is like gathering around a Furby and waiting for a gut-busting standup routine. But people seem to have faith in the resilience of the human spirit – and... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Is Crazy For W Magazine

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has reached a level of insanity that’s about as much to make fun of as a schizophrenia crack head pissing himself in the street – so, a tiny bit if you’re being honest with yourself – but for... READ MORE

Wendy Williams Exploits Insane Person For Crappy Talk Show

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wendy Williams, Dr. Phil, Maury Povich, and yes, sorry selfless and brave wearers of Time’s Up pins, even Oprah are all equally guilty of capitalizing on crazy for sensationalistic interviews, and they are all equally guilty of having the nerve... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Dove Girl Audition And Shit Around The Web

December 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Texas dad finds his 13-year old son boffing his teacher in the back of her car! (CaseyAnthony)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Loves Gains

December 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s most notable accomplishments after fame has been attempting to sell selfies, randomly converting to Islam, defending Harvey Weinstein, and now romantically involving herself with a wealthy Korean bodybuilder.

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Lindsay Lohan Feels Left Out

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When all the sexual harassment victims told Lindsay Lohan she couldn’t sit with them at the #MeToo table because her harassment was so last season she took the burn book route.

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Lindsey Lohan No GOOP

August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

People won't even pay for porn anymore, but Lohan believes that she can get people to pay to look at her with clothes on. 

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