MISS USA IS COOL

Fresh out of rehab and conducting an interview that will air tomorrow, Miss USA Tara Connor will tell "Today" show host Matt Lauer that part of her freefall was because of her drug use, including cocaine.  Tara says:

"I have done cocaine, yeah.  I've tried several different things. But, you know, it's always the same effect.  The more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It's not healthy for my recovery to sit here and hold things back."

Wow, good for her.  It's refreshing to see someone admit their mistakes.  Sure, she did a bunch of drugs and probably trained some dudes while she was high, but isn't that what life is all about.  According to my grandmother, yes.  “Life is all about training some dudes while you're high,” she used to say.  Now we keep her in a home!