It's bikini madness, thanks to Jessica Alba and her endless supply of sexy swimwear. She has to have the best ass on the planet, especially considering how skinny she is now. I’m not sure if she even have sex with a man like myself. Id have to kick the bed or something and while I was distracted by the pain, I have to push my penis into her like a magician setting up a trick or like when you try to get a drawstring back into a pair of sweatpants. I cant believe she’s still dating Cash Warren. What kind of dopey ass name is that. Its not even a damn name, it sounds like a board game, a board game that involves cunning and strategy.
(the first four pictures are from today, the others are from Wednesday but are here because today sucks and there's nothing good going on)
Listen, shes hot, but she looked better 2 years and 10 pounds ago.
That one on the bottom left is awesome. Even the 10 year old kid had to stop and stare.
If I had a nickel for every time this chick hasn’t looked good, I would owe someone the national treasury of Australia.
Kindred that is a great pic, lots of randoms, all staring. lol
You’re making me obsess over her ass!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ass this yummy before.
Could she be any hotter? If you look close all the guys have drool hanging from their spouts
What in the fuck is up with her toes in picture 4? She looks like she’s wearing a chicken hat on her foot? I like her bum.
Jessica is indeed HOT. And her ass is awesome. But YOU know and YOU often say, Jessica Biel has the greatest ass on the planet. That girl is FIT.
I have to agree with Jim 15:37
Okay, Michael. I’ll counter your “What in the fuck is up with her toes in picture 4?” question with one of my own…. There are like eight stunning ass pictures in this posting. WHY THE F**K ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER TOES? Seriously, you oughta have that checked out.
Thanks to all women that do the work to keep your ass looking like that. It is appreciated and you will never hear me bitch about the $3Mil they get paid to “act” in a movie.
i didnt think it was possible, but in pic #1 / Row 2, time actually stopped
Would Britney be allowed on the beach in her current condition? That’s a rhetorical question. Christ, they wouldn’t even let her on Blackpool beach in case she startled the donkeys.. and these are battle-hardened donkeys who have suffered many indignities under the arses of pissed-up pikeys.
I love her toes. Why ignore any part of her?
It looks like all those people are in the ocean. In fact, it’s drool. Jessica in being saved. Thanks for posting all these amazing ass pictures for me to look at while I’m at work.
Great ass yes. How about those nips though?? wow.
Ten pounds ago? Are you fucking kidding? She could gain another 20 pounds and still be ten times as hot as, say, any chick you’ve ever gotten to LOOK at you, Jim.
And I’d still put my pipe in her pooper.
Its a little boy butt with one of them stupid back tats. Her ass is far from nice or anything else unless you like little boy butts and yes, she could use 20 pounds in the backside.
Sings: somebody’s obsessed, somebody’s obsessed!
JoeBlow, I’d love to see what you’re bagging on a Saturday night. If it’s hotter than Jessica, then I seriously would. Really. Can I come over?