ACTORS ARE ANNOYING

The New York Post has a series of set reports today documenting how insufferable the "talent" can be on a movie set, starting with Chris Tucker, who cant be bothered to come out of his trailer on the set of "Rush Hour 3".  A source says:

"He won't come out of his trailer until the script is up to his standards.  What, $25 million isn't enough to just do your job and act?"

Brett Ratner, the tubby hack director of Rush Hour, has once again been using his position to get laid.  Page Six says:

Ratner "sends an assistant named Scott around to every female extra, collecting phone numbers in a too obvious, not-so-suave way.  Scott commands these $150-a-day actress-hopefuls to give him their phone numbers simply because 'the director wants it.' "

Across town, Lindsay Lohan has been torturing everyone on set with her usual drama and theatrics:

…ever since she went to the Wonderland clinic, she's been "moody and is making everyone miserable around her. She'll be late and sometimes won't come out of her trailer."  Lohan is being trailed by a "sober coach" as well as an entourage.

And what would a post about jackasses in Hollywood be without anti-Semite Paris Hilton, now filming the direct to VHS “The Hottie and the Nottie."   When she shows up at all she’s routinely late and then cant remember her lines.  A source says:

"Everyone is really fed up with her right now."

Wait, the Rush Hour movies have a script?  You've got to be kidding me.  I thought it was just Jackie Chan fighting 6 guys while holding a priceless vase and Tucker screaming "what if the President was black!"