The New York Post has a series of set reports today documenting how insufferable the "talent" can be on a movie set, starting with Chris Tucker, who cant be bothered to come out of his trailer on the set of "Rush Hour 3". A source says:
"He won't come out of his trailer until the script is up to his standards. What, $25 million isn't enough to just do your job and act?"
Brett Ratner, the tubby hack director of Rush Hour, has once again been using his position to get laid. Page Six says:
Ratner "sends an assistant named Scott around to every female extra, collecting phone numbers in a too obvious, not-so-suave way. Scott commands these $150-a-day actress-hopefuls to give him their phone numbers simply because 'the director wants it.' "
Across town, Lindsay Lohan has been torturing everyone on set with her usual drama and theatrics:
…ever since she went to the Wonderland clinic, she's been "moody and is making everyone miserable around her. She'll be late and sometimes won't come out of her trailer." Lohan is being trailed by a "sober coach" as well as an entourage.
And what would a post about jackasses in Hollywood be without anti-Semite Paris Hilton, now filming the direct to VHS “The Hottie and the Nottie." When she shows up at all she’s routinely late and then cant remember her lines. A source says:
"Everyone is really fed up with her right now."
Wait, the Rush Hour movies have a script? You've got to be kidding me. I thought it was just Jackie Chan fighting 6 guys while holding a priceless vase and Tucker screaming "what if the President was black!"
I know its old, but Lindsay looks hot in that picture. Dumb and hot.
These people make me feel better about myself.
Burn hollywood burn! I thought these ‘wood moguls were supposed to be bad asses. If you added all these assholes and you wouldn’t get one decent sub-human, if I were running one of these studios I’d have them put down to collect the insurance, post-haste.
I can’t believe Chris Tucker makes $25 million. I can’t believe Lindsay Lohan is an actress. I can’t believe the new home-video of Paris Hilton actually has lines… oh, wait, what did you mean by “direct to vhs?”
If I was paying a girl $150 a day just to be an extra, I’d expect some booty on the side too. At the very least an occasional knob-slob between takes.
It’s a / Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of / Freaks / Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA / The only way to fix it is to flush it all away / Any fucking time / Any fucking day / Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in / Arizona bay.
Does she have a little Sharon Stone thing happening there with her right nip? Who’s the fucking chinchilla stalking her?
Brett Ratner is fat fuck who probably ruins those extras as bad as he did the X-men franchise.
in related news- has anybody but me wondered if “Austin” is actually just Paris Hilton’s tag in this forum? as in the Austin Hilton: http://www1.hilton.com/en_US/hi/hotel/AUSCVHH-Hilton-Austin-Texas/index.do
I used to consider myself “in the know”, but I swear to God that I don’t know anything about any of these people, or why anyone would want to pay them this much money to do anything. I mean, I saw part of Rush Hour, but when some squeaky voiced (trans-gendered?) guy started screeching “do you understand da words comin’ outa my mouf” I got up and left because…well…I didn’t.
$25 million for Rush Hour 3? Who’s his agent, Mephistopheles? The Rush Hour movies must be fucking awesome if he’s worth that much. Bewildered begrudging respect for the fucking clown shoes.
Barbado, with a moviegoing public that unloads $19 million on garbage like Epic Movie, these ‘hoods from the ‘wood don’t need to be badasses. And Brendon, I love the screenplay you’ve written for Rush Hour 4. Except I’d like to see Jackie Chan fighting a giant spider in the third act. They’re the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.
I’m surprised I didn’t read about Britney Spears refusing to come out of HER trailer. Except in her case it would be a double-wide parked on a vacant lot with an ol’ hound dog tied up out front.
BTW, I wouldn’t want to be LiLo’s “sober coach” but I’d apply for the job as her “chastity coach” (then when she passed out, I’d hit it).
Chris Tucker can stay in his mother fucking trailer, that would make even “Rush hour” viewable.
Brett Ratner whoever the fuck he is, is a cunt.
Lohan has a “sober coach”? How fucking hard can this gig be? “Look Lindsay…bottle…no open….good girl”
Jackie Chan’s gay.
Hey Dr. Gonzo, it’s just you. Thanks for that pathetic attempt to be humorous though. However everyone has noticed your infatuation of mentioning me in almost every comment you leave. As in this - http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j36/jokerswild723/itsdrgonzo.jpg
this is the best we got??
I’m tired of these motherfucker actors not coming out of their motherfucker trailers to shoot their motherfucker movies. We should call this “Pieces of shit in Hollywood”.
Kill ‘em all!
(Nice Bill Hicks reference Myk)