The Reno 911 movie had their premiere last night, and series star Niecy Nash left a trail of tight pants and broken hearts wherever she went. She absolutely owned the red carpet, because she’s not afraid to be sexy. And even though I’m an admirer of the female body, at the same time I wonder if there wont be some unintended negative consequences. She just wanted that shit to be hot - and it is - but is it realistic. Of course a professional model like Niecy is gonna look hot in a sexy thong, but how would it look on someone like me. The doctors feel my negative body issue might be the reason for my cutting.
I’d tear that meaty ass up all night long.
Based on how scared my penis is, we’re looking at 6 more weeks of winter.
Thank you Jesus!
So that’s why god invented pants.
I would hit that every day and twice on Saturdays. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!
That.. ahh.. I’m fairly certain I can sue you, now, for assaulting my eyes. That series was a veritable bludgeon to my vision, and I will not rest until I acquire compensation!
Am I nasty because I’d dig it out? Yes I am!
holy crap. that scared the bajesus out of me. whoa
just looking at the banner pic, I thought Tyra was in the movie.
Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go round
Badunkadunk homie!
that’s not fat bottomed… that’s uh… beyond that. ew.
Big Momma’s House 3 is not going to feature Martin Lawrence?
I’d eat fried chicken out of that thing-finger lickin good!
“I like big butts and I cannot lie…” but actually, in this case, if I said I liked THIS big butt, I WOULD be lying.
Is that real or is she wearing a “fat suit?” Cuz that skin looks a little waxy, like a rubber suit.
Definitely more cushin’ for the pushin’. Actually you gotta give the girl credit man. She knows she ‘big’ but ain’t afraid of showing it. ‘Sides she’s from Reno 911 - the only reality based cop show around.
The best part is that she’s got way less cottage cheese on that fine hunk of rumpsteak then Mischa Barton does. Thanks for the banner pic, my Friday night is now set….
As Niecy says in the movie, “Don’t hate, ladies.”
Uh, Turkishjade - that is definitely real. That is whatchya call an “Onion Booty” - well maybe “Blooming Onion Booty”.