BRITNEY IS BACK IN REHAB

After a tumultuous 5 days, Britney Spears may have checked herself back in a chemical dependency unit this afternoon.  Yesterday the Sun UK said Britney’s mom was troubled over Britney’s recent bizarre behavior and was on her way from Louisiana to Malibu.  Today TMZ says:

Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We're told the move came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.   Spears entered the facility today.  Last week, Spears checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later.

Twice the amount of time in rehab means twice the amount of killing power!  My god, by the time Britney gets out … oh … wait … okay, never mind.  I thought "rehab" meant something else.